squirrels.are.evil.

deep underground, beneath our feet
a group of squirrels, gathered to meet
they discussed a topic, ever so dangerous
one that would be, the certain end of us
the untrusting creatures, a grimmace to all creation
sat there coyly, planning world domination
theyd take over the world, just watch, one by one
not for pride, now for rights, solely for fun

now there was a leader squirrel, with a moustache so thick
with jet black hair, greased back, so slick
he had a great plan, up in his tree
he twirled his thumbs and laughed, visiously
silly humans, he thought to himself, they dont know a thing
they have no idea what we squirrels are to bring
he called upon his fellow rodents, for a final meeting
cleared his throat, and began reading,

"dear squirrels, great and small,
ive come to tell you about it all
the domination will happen tomorrow
i shall lead, and you shall follow
we'll have the world to ourselves
we'll pull their hair, and raid their shelves,
they wont see it comming, for most love us
but beware, my friends, for this dangerous,
be sneaky and quiet, dont make a peep!
well attack at night, while theyre asleep!!"

that night they fled, out into town
quietly they crept, without a single sound
they snuck into houses, and began our end
squirrels are evil, and our not our friend
so next time, my dear loved one, when you see this rodent
runaway fast, theyll strike at any moment!!!